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Dear Mr. Cupid: it's not me, it's all you. Babe, you're cute and all, but Guru of "happy ever after" you are not. More like Master of mediocre flings and time wasted away from my couch. Next time, shoot that arrow elsewhere, k? Bye xo By Candier Smells like: coconut milk, tonka, benzoin, sandalwood, cedar wood, and amyris

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