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Cashmere Sweater | Dad Grass

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Our 20''x29'' Chanukah wrapping paper can make any present, big or small, perfect for the Festival of Lights. Featuring Rabbi Rollie the dog, gelts, driedel and more.

Dad Grass Chanukah Wrapping Paper

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The Dad Stash is our revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your g.ra.ss in plain sight. To celebrate the 50th anniversary of George's seminal recording, we’ve created an “All Things Must G.ra.ss” 5 Pack Dad Stash that makes your Special Blend Ge.orge Harr.ison D.ad G.ra.ss Five Pack pack of j.oi.nt.s look like the double cassette boxes released back in the day.
If you’ve still got a dusty shelf of outdated media, slide this Dad Stash between the Boz Scaggs albums and disco compilations your mom bought you in grade school. Nobody’s touched those things for years. Your kids don’t even know what they are. You’ll be safe until you finally get around to the remodel.
  
Special Blend 5 Pack
A classic toke meets a classic bloke with these signature Ge.or.ge Harr.ison Dad G.ras.s s.mo.kes. Crafted from a special blend of Organic C.B.D and C.B.G h.em.p f.lo.we.r. A perfect harmony for your smile and your heart. Nothing run of the mill. No cockamamie business. No extra texture. And absolutely no wah-wahs. Just 100% hallelujah to plug you in and turn you on. Om. 
Like our Da.d G.ra.ss and Mom G.ra.ss 5 Packs, the Special Blend George Harrison Da.d G.ras.s Five Pack comes with five .7G j.oi.nt.s. Each one is handcrafted using only the finest 100% Organic h.em.p f.lo.we.r, responsibly grown right here in the USA. No additives or pesticides. No nicotine or tobacco. No s.ti.ck.s, stems or seeds. No trim or shake. A simple paper filter. All wrapped up in 100% natural papers and folded at the end to keep the good stuff in.
We gave the design of the Special Blend pack a little “extra texture”. How could we resist? We’re mixing it up with George Harrison after all! It’s still the same familiar flip-top hard pack with our E-Z slide insert. But if you look closely you’ll see some tasteful nods to the man and his music. On the front, just below George’s signature, we snuck in one of the gnomes from the cover of All Things Must Pass. On the sides, we proclaim the mantra of the collaboration, “Let It Roll” (an unintentionally apt joint-themed lyric borrowed from George’s Ballad of Sir Frankie Crisp). The batch label, which contains information about the C.B.D and C.B.G concentrations and a QR code for the full testing results, is designed as an ode to George’s time spent in the East. And when you reach for one of your j.oi.nt.s inside, you may just recognize the lush landscape of George’s Friar Park estate, also featured on the cover of All Things Must Pass.
 
George's Stash

"I’m a tidy bloke. I keep records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy, pot in the pot box," said George to the London Times, after being arrested for having of 570 grains (36.9g) of g.ra.ss laying about the house. Like most dads, George hid his stash. But way back in 1969, he oviously hadn't yet perfected the art of keeping his g.ra.ss hidden in plain sight. Busted! We like to imagine that, if Dad G.ra.ss was around then, we would have had him covered
 
All Things Must Pass
In 1970, George Harrison released All Things Must Pass, his first solo album after the break-up of the Beatles. All Things Must Pass has only grown in influence and stature in the half-century since its initial release, including induction in the GRAMMY® Hall of Fame and inclusion on The Times of London’s “The 100 Best Albums of All Time” and Rolling S.ton.e’s 2020 listing of “The Top 500 Albums of All Time.” Pitchfork declared it to have “changed the terms of what an album could be.” In 2021, the Harrison family released a suite of 50th anniversary editions which won the GRAMMY for ‘Best Boxed Or Special Limited Edition Package’ and pushed the album back into the Top 10s around the world upon its reissue.  
 
About The Dad Stash
Maybe it was in an old coffee can in the garage. Maybe it was wrapped in an old faded bandana, wedged between his favorite records. Either way, you probably knew, or at least suspected, that your dad liked to get h.ig.h once in a while. And like any good Dad, he was always prepared. Along with the original vinyls, favorite drink and out-of-reach memorabilia, your dad’s stash of g.ra.ss was there to keep his soul light and his head right.
You’re all grown up now and you probably have a stash of your own. If you’re lucky, you might even have a few perfectly rolled J’s from your friends at Dad G.ra.ss in there.  It’s reserved for slow-dances after date nights, long summer evenings with the neighbors or those rare moments of solitude and self reflection. It’s not for the kids. And certainly not for their friends.  You’ve got to keep some things sacred, so you try to keep your stash hidden away just like your Dad did.  As students of the ancient art of stashing g.ra.ss, a tradition that dates all the way back to 8000BC, we’ve seen and tried it all. So believe us when we tell you that your secret spot probably isn’t a secret.  It may even be the first place they look! But there’s no need to s.tr.ess.  We’ve got you covered with our new series of Dad Stashes, a revolutionary stashing system that lets you hide your g.ras.s in plain sight. Each Dad Stash decoy sleeve makes your pack of Dad G.ra.ss j.oi.nt.s look like a different unassuming household item. 
If you really want to keep your Dad G.ra.ss (or anything, for that matter) away from your kids, parents or other sets of sticky fingers, try the classic ‘lock and key’ approach. Dad Stashes are not child-proof nor are they guaranteed to dupe everytime. 
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Dad Grass x George Harrison All Things Must Grass Dad Stash | Joints

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Acquired From: A Florida-based “removal expert” who snares unwanted rodents and reptiles.
 
Pedigree
Rapt, eyes wide, tongue lashing to take the temperature or tempt and taste fate. So slithers the snake through sand and grass—a beguiling predator, and a killer pair of sandals when caught and skinned for devotees of open-toe Gucci shoes.
Ssss.
Don’t hiss at this ochre-hued smoker, whose slinky, twisting curves may have made it particularly attractive to its last owner, a Florida-based “removal expert” who snares unwanted rodents and reptiles. According to eBay, he worked briefly for none other than Joe Exotic, the mulleted, now-incarcerated celeb whose promised pardon never materialized under the last administration. 
Disclaimers
Our lawyer tells us to clearly state that we can not officially confirm (or deny) the pedigree of each pipe. The names, characters or events referenced above came to us second-hand. Just like the pieces themselves. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Or is it? Our lawyer also tells us that we should advise you to give your pipe a good scrubbing before you put some grass in and smoke it. Some are mint. Others are, shall we say, “well-cured.” Instead of stripping away the years of pot patina, we’re selling these treasures just as we found them.
 
About Dad Pipes
A pair of vintage 501s that fits you like a glove. A framed oil painting with just the right amount of patina. A dusty old LP with some long lost grooves. Back in the day, we used to wake up at the break of dawn, trudge through the flea market and hunt through stacks of junk just to have a chance at uncovering one of these hidden gems. The internet’s made it a bit easier. Now, anyone with enough bucks in their PayPal account can pick up that rare bootleg tee without even getting out of bed. You want a pleather (the original vegan leather, duh) beanbag from Joni Mitchell’s 70s Laurel Canyon crash pad? There’s probably a site for that. And Ebay of course. But for those that want to add a storied smoking apparatus to their quiver (what, you only use fresh glass, man?), there’s been a serious lack of trusted second-hand resources. Until now. Introducing Dad Pipes. A limited and ever-evolving collection of one-of-a-kind vintage smoking devices, lovingly used and recently discovered. Each one has a story (that may or may not be true).
 
Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It! 
(A Brief Rumination on The Joys of Burning A Bowl)
Believe it or not, there are young people these days that have never had the pleasure of sneaking a little pipe rip at intermission. Some don’t even know what a bong is! (Is this a vase, dad?) With all the high-tech weed smoking apparati that have come out in the past few years, it’s easy to forget that the world’s original method of lighting up is still one of the most enjoyable. We particularly like burning neatly packed bowls of Dad Grass CBD flower and savoring the flavor of fresh greens. It’s actually how we do our R&amp;D. Just flower and a pipe. A bubbler if we’re feelin’ fancy. And now that we’ve got our new tins of Dad Grass Flower in the mix, it’s become an excellent joint-alternative for both quick tokes on-the-go (we like one-hitters and homemade metal pipes for this) and long, contemplative smoke sessions (nothing beats a traditional Sherlock-style tobacco pipe). 

Dad Pipe #010: Decorated Mexican Wood and Clay Smoking Pipe | Merch &amp; Accesories

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Acquired From: A retired Willie Nelson roadie
Inhale. Now exhale, and picture the wandering nightingale from West Texas, framed by twin white braids: Willie Nelson. The iconic crooner and creature of the road, real American hero of high, and the country’s loudest (Caucasian) champion of cheeba, describes it as “an herb and a flower God put here.” Old Willie would be cooly averse to ever parting with a pipe, but this hand-carved woodie was nicked from Nelson by an assistant of the touring troubadour in the 70s–and just sold on LiveAuctioneers in January. We say, flick off the lights. Flip on an LP. Lay back, and, Just Breathe.
 
Disclaimers: Our lawyer tells us to clearly state that we can not officially confirm (or deny) the pedigree of each pipe. The names, characters or events referenced above came to us second-hand. Just like the pieces themselves. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Or is it? Our lawyer also tells us that we should advise you to give your pipe a good scrubbing before you put some grass in and smoke it. Some are mint. Others are, shall we say, “well-cured.” Instead of stripping away the years of pot patina, we’re selling these treasures just as we found them.
 
About Dad Pipes: A pair of vintage 501s that fits you like a glove. A framed oil painting with just the right amount of patina. A dusty old LP with some long lost grooves. Back in the day, we used to wake up at the break of dawn, trudge through the flea market and hunt through stacks of junk just to have a chance at uncovering one of these hidden gems. The internet’s made it a bit easier. Now, anyone with enough bucks in their PayPal account can pick up that rare bootleg tee without even getting out of bed. You want a pleather (the original vegan leather, duh) beanbag from Joni Mitchell’s 70s Laurel Canyon crash pad? There’s probably a site for that. And Ebay of course. But for those that want to add a storied smoking apparatus to their quiver (what, you only use fresh glass, man?), there’s been a serious lack of trusted second-hand resources. Until now. Introducing Dad Pipes. A limited and ever-evolving collection of one-of-a-kind vintage smoking devices, lovingly used and recently discovered. Each one has a story (that may or may not be true).
 
Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It! (A Brief Rumination on The Joys of Burning A Bowl): Believe it or not, there are young people these days that have never had the pleasure of sneaking a little pipe rip at intermission. Some don’t even know what a bong is! (Is this a vase, dad?) With all the high-tech weed smoking apparati that have come out in the past few years, it’s easy to forget that the world’s original method of lighting up is still one of the most enjoyable. We particularly like burning neatly packed bowls of Dad Grass CBD flower and savoring the flavor of fresh greens. It’s actually how we do our R&amp;D. Just flower and a pipe. A bubbler if we’re feelin’ fancy. And now that we’ve got our new tins of Dad Grass Flower in the mix, it’s become an excellent joint-alternative for both quick tokes on-the-go (we like one-hitters and homemade metal pipes for this) and long, contemplative smoke sessions (nothing beats a traditional Sherlock-style tobacco pipe). 

Dad Pipe #006: Wood Pipe With Swivel Lid | Merch &amp; Accesories

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Acquired From: A storage unit sale in DTLA tucked away in an unassuming tool box.
 
Pedigree
IKEA is crass. Home Depot – mass. Ace Hardware: oddly well-outfitted with bits and bobs to help the homebound smoke grass. 
We love to speculate about who lovingly assembled this particular brassy thingamajig: A bored retiree? A handy housewife? A fidgety indica-smoking hipster-tinkerer with a penchant for pink? 
In any case, if you’re looking for a couth way to offer someone a “pink vinyl insert,” this hand-built bud-burner is just the ticket. 
 
Disclaimers
Our lawyer tells us to clearly state that we can not officially confirm (or deny) the pedigree of each pipe. The names, characters or events referenced above came to us second-hand. Just like the pieces themselves. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Or is it? Our lawyer also tells us that we should advise you to give your pipe a good scrubbing before you put some grass in and smoke it. Some are mint. Others are, shall we say, “well-cured.” Instead of stripping away the years of pot patina, we’re selling these treasures just as we found them.
 
About Dad Pipes
A pair of vintage 501s that fits you like a glove. A framed oil painting with just the right amount of patina. A dusty old LP with some long lost grooves. Back in the day, we used to wake up at the break of dawn, trudge through the flea market and hunt through stacks of junk just to have a chance at uncovering one of these hidden gems. The internet’s made it a bit easier. Now, anyone with enough bucks in their PayPal account can pick up that rare bootleg tee without even getting out of bed. You want a pleather (the original vegan leather, duh) beanbag from Joni Mitchell’s 70s Laurel Canyon crash pad? There’s probably a site for that. And Ebay of course. But for those that want to add a storied smoking apparatus to their quiver (what, you only use fresh glass, man?), there’s been a serious lack of trusted second-hand resources. Until now. Introducing Dad Pipes. A limited and ever-evolving collection of one-of-a-kind vintage smoking devices, lovingly used and recently discovered. Each one has a story (that may or may not be true).
 
Put That In Your Pipe and Smoke It! 
(A Brief Rumination on The Joys of Burning A Bowl)
Believe it or not, there are young people these days that have never had the pleasure of sneaking a little pipe rip at intermission. Some don’t even know what a bong is! (Is this a vase, dad?) With all the high-tech weed smoking apparati that have come out in the past few years, it’s easy to forget that the world’s original method of lighting up is still one of the most enjoyable. We particularly like burning neatly packed bowls of Dad Grass CBD flower and savoring the flavor of fresh greens. It’s actually how we do our R&amp;D. Just flower and a pipe. A bubbler if we’re feelin’ fancy. And now that we’ve got our new tins of Dad Grass Flower in the mix, it’s become an excellent joint-alternative for both quick tokes on-the-go (we like one-hitters and homemade metal pipes for this) and long, contemplative smoke sessions (nothing beats a traditional Sherlock-style tobacco pipe). 